Ok, so today I was bored (no one to rescue at work) so I just thought hey I'll fill out my boss' spare employee reports. I signed my boss' name to them and left them on the counter to see if anyone would read them. ha ha, it was soo great, some people were furious thinkin they were the real thing! like for some of them I wrote..

"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."
"This employee seems inadecuate of accomplishing anything at all during work hours, beyond flirting with co-workers and doing her nails."
"This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
"This employee should go far -- and the sooner she starts, the better we'll be."

needless to say, the girls view of my boss turned upside down! lol, but for all the trouble I put up with working with 9 girls all day long, it serve's them right.