The top Eight (8) things I think you should know (be able to speak) when you are visiting an foreign country.
(in order of importance)

1. Do you speak english?
2. What kind of meat is this?
3. Where is the hospital?
4. Which way to the US Embassy?
5. My hovercraft is full of eels
6. You're out of toilet paper.
7. Actually, I'm Canadian
8. Can I use my one phone call now?

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Ok, I already used up my top 5 quotes of the day... so here's just 5 more sentances I'll throw your way.

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
3. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
4. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
5. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Some other thoughts to ponder.... incase you have the time.

1. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
2. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
3. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
4. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
5. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Well I recently viewed Carla's little spinagle and I was very impressed at her consistency and her idea of placing quotes.
so in honor of that fandago, I'll list my top five "dont evers" of the day!
#1. Dont ever become of of those old people that become dissatisfied and unsettled. Rather strive to enjoy that which has passed, and eagerly attempt to be the first to experience that which will come.
#2. Don't ever tell me clothes dont make the man, because I haven't ever seen a naked guy influence our society.
#3. Don't frown, because you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile.
#4. Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -Mark Twain
#5. If you Dont mind, It Dont matter