Freedom of speech is wonderful -
right up there with the freedom not to listen.

Monday, September 08, 2003

Ok, I already used up my top 5 quotes of the day... so here's just 5 more sentances I'll throw your way.

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
3. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
4. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
5. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Some other thoughts to ponder.... incase you have the time.

1. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
2. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
3. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
4. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
5. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

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