Freedom of speech is wonderful -
right up there with the freedom not to listen.

Friday, November 28, 2003

I have been thinking of what great knowledge I will pass on to my son when I become a father (many years from now ofcourse).
My list is constantly growing, but here is what I have so far.
"Always live within your income, even if you've gotta steal to do so."
"Some people are wise, and some are otherwise."
"Poor and unhappy people are better off that rich unhappy people, because the poor person still has hope. Hope that money will help."
"If you're not the leader, you better follow the crowd."
"Dont be a veggetarian- they look so much like their food, they ought to be classified as cannibals."



Thursday, November 27, 2003

WARNING !!!!!
GLOBAL WARMING IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN THOUGHT.
If we do not to anything about emissions that cause the entire atmosphere to trap more Solar Heat, we will not survive another year. In a systematically under-cooled spherical core reactor the cumulative cause-effect relationship is hyperbolic and leads to explosion. There will be no second chance. Please run to your nearest scientist or pharmacy and let them know that, Withholding, distorting or otherwise interfering with the truth about the planetary core is a "Crime Against Humanity" -- one of the many greatest crimes that a man can commit. Also, we will place full responsibility on their shoulders when the entire human population dies in approximately 245.45 days.

- oh, and have a nice day!

Tuesday, November 25, 2003

Today I wrote a great song, infact I write lots of songs. But I can't read music so I dont really know what they are. Every now and then I listen to the radio and think "I might have written that song".

Sunday, November 23, 2003

Ok, I dont really like the math kind anyways, so I've thought of a better one for you.

I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will And yet I am the confidence of all To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball."

and for a little research problem, try to name the REAL longest word in the English language?

Here's some clues:

#1 It's scientific

#2 It's not - pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

#3 If you can pronounce it correctly without stammering.... I owe you a cookie!

Sunday, November 16, 2003

Alright, for all you brainiacs out there, get out a pencil and paper because here's a riddle for ya.
A blue cap and a white cap costs twice as much as a red cap and a green cap, but only a dollar more than a blue cap and a red cap. If a white and a green cap come to $7.49, how much would it cost to buy one cap of each color?

Friday, November 14, 2003

Yeah, so once again I add more tidbits of useless thoughts that have coursed through my brain for the past month. Today will be devoted to more serious thoughts.. here goes!
Did it ever occur to you (as it recently did to me) that questioning the point of existence is pointless? Think about it, we should be asking how we should be living, not how we exist. Also, where would the adventure in life be if we knew what was going to happen, and what we were going to do?
So while your mind is dealing with these questions, consider living in the now, since "Now" has no intention of coming back. Also, take the time to live in today, and recieve the gift the moment is giving you.