I've finally come up with my plan to take over the world! I am only explaining this to you, because when all is said and done I want to recieve credit where credit is due. -Utilizing satellite technology and 24.6 rolls of Duct Tape I will redirect all global telephone communication into an never-ending voice mail system. And once a person is on the line, the array and amount of choices will render them occupied, busy, and unable to defend the earth for a full 72 hours - more than enough time for a well-prepared me to seize control of the planet.-