So I was thinking the other day, if God asked me about running the buisness side of earth and the universe, I think I could offer a few suggestions. First off, I've never understood why it's free to enter the world, but cost's your life to leave it... (well I do understand why, but God is being kinda generous, perhaps too generous) I think a small cover charge upon birth would keep out the riff-raff and would supply billions of dollars for crime prevention, and other such programs (under an "earthland security act")which would ease God's already over-booked schedule. I'd also request that some of those funds be used to initiate a large-bandwith service line which would support a question forum on "Godsite.com" and hopefully encorage consumers to instigate a relationship with tech support and register their warranty with the product manufacturer.
But then I'd have to figure out how to exempt God from paying taxes in every country he operates. (gee this sure get's complicated)