Freedom of speech is wonderful -
right up there with the freedom not to listen.

Friday, February 27, 2004

Ok, So I checked out Carla's blog. She seems to have a lot more going on than I do. Anyways... I agree with her that the one guy is lame. I mean, every time he opens his mouth (or rather writes a sentence) he just seems to spark more trouble. However, her comment about the Taco Bell dinner was harsh. Personally I think like this:
Girls are great and all, and when you're dating them it's even better. But if the girl you're dating CANT be greatful for a meal at Taco Bell.... how do you really know she's greatful for anything.... even those big expensive meals? Personally I have no problem relishing some girl by spending money. But if its the MONEY that's being considered and not the Act or the Thought, I am wasting valuble time on someone with the wrong priorities.
With the said, dont expect me to approach a girl and say "lets go for a date on wednesday night, Taco Bell, South Main." Anyways... thats my comment for the day.
Peace out,

Friday, February 20, 2004

Well, for some odd reason the last week's worth of entries are not posting.... so what does that mean? it means there are "secret" entries that only I know about! (meniacle laughter....)
I'll figure it out somehow... until then, be prepared for finding the secret blog.

Friday, February 13, 2004

Ok, here's my newest plan to take over the world. Plan # 243 (Inspired by my pal Heath Ledger.)
I am not sure if I plan to have plastic surgery... or just get a mask. I'm thinking a mask will do just fine. What I'll do is become a super good looking guy, really superficial-but I'll know all the right things to say so girls think I'm "deep". I'll be strong, wealthy, have a nice car, and have a suave Austrailian accent. (this way the girls are irresitibly attracted to my persona) Once I become the "perfect guy" I'll have control over all the dipsy and flight-hearted teens and women who are obsessed with the "perfect guy". Having achieved this stage, I will have approximately 1 week before the girls begin to lose interest. However, I will have all the men chasing me in jealous revenge(who see through my fiscad and know I am a fake and superficial). Then all I have to do is pretend to jump in a large vat of concrete and the whole world will follow after me (if not for hate, than by infatuation). I think this plan is scientifically full proof. There might be a slight possiblility that a few reasonable women wont obsess over a "perfect guy".... but from all my years of experience, I dont honestly think any exist. Therefore my plan stands untainted.

Wednesday, February 11, 2004

I really dont have much interesting things to say. Actually thats a lie.... I do, but they are serious things, so I will have to save them for a better time! (I'm kinda thinking I should have a separate page devoted to serious things, so this can remain the imaginative and useless page. (But If I did that, no one would read this page... so to keep you all in suspense, I'll randomly put some serious and humorous things on here. Sound good? great... you really had no choice!)

Tuesday, February 10, 2004

Wow, it's been a while since I've given ya'll something to read. That's what school will do to ya. I had this great idea of taking over the world, but it involved some risky schemes and plots... all of which were too complicated for your average brain to comprehend. So for simplicity's sake (whoever that may be) I will just say it's a great plan, and I might sell it on the black market for any inquiring minds.