Ok, here's my newest plan to take over the world. Plan # 243 (Inspired by my pal Heath Ledger.)
I am not sure if I plan to have plastic surgery... or just get a mask. I'm thinking a mask will do just fine. What I'll do is become a super good looking guy, really superficial-but I'll know all the right things to say so girls think I'm "deep". I'll be strong, wealthy, have a nice car, and have a suave Austrailian accent. (this way the girls are irresitibly attracted to my persona) Once I become the "perfect guy" I'll have control over all the dipsy and flight-hearted teens and women who are obsessed with the "perfect guy". Having achieved this stage, I will have approximately 1 week before the girls begin to lose interest. However, I will have all the men chasing me in jealous revenge(who see through my fiscad and know I am a fake and superficial). Then all I have to do is pretend to jump in a large vat of concrete and the whole world will follow after me (if not for hate, than by infatuation). I think this plan is scientifically full proof. There might be a slight possiblility that a few reasonable women wont obsess over a "perfect guy".... but from all my years of experience, I dont honestly think any exist. Therefore my plan stands untainted.