The Truth Behind 7-up Bottle Caps:
Have you ever wondered why the bottle caps once blatantly stated "sorry, you're a looser" but have recently become a jumble of letters and numbers? Either way, the truth behind 7-Up is a cruel mystery. First of all, the change was NOT due to law suits against the company for destroying the psyche of unstable persons. Rather, the caps are really complex obscenities disguised as "winning combinations". Through a mock trial, I was able to trace the destination of my "possible winning combination".... To my dismay it ended up being a foul message that was decoded into a 1 paragraph e-mail which in turn was sent to rival companies such as Sprite (which belongs to Pepsi Inc.) Do you get it?!?! Pepsi is using mindless people who fill out online entry forms to do their dirty work. You think that's sad? I dare you to see what I discover tomorrow!