I'm Back at Time's Expense

First of all, everyone knows that time is expensive. My problem is that I'm paying off old debts.... See I realized something today, for 600+billion million years no plants or single celled organisms were paying for all the long time they took to evolve, but now we (the so called newest and fastest evolved members to the globe) have to spend all our time making up for those numbskull's lack of budgeting and account managements. This is lame. I sure wish I was an ancient protist that had a billion year lifetime.... I would be sure not to waste all the time though, I'd put it to good use, budget well, and serve my community. But since I'm not an ancient protist, I have no time to be charitable. arrg... I don't even have 8 hours to "give away" to sleep each night. Who voted to have sleep as a required part of our day?!?! (probably the same person that voted to have 8 hour school days)
Sleep is a cruel mistress.... Do you ever wonder how more fulfilled your life would be if you didn't have to waste 8 hours a night on doing NOTHING?!? I tried to ignore sleep once, but the flogging and punishment that followed was brutal and I gave in the the pressure. Although I dislike sleep with more passion than two highschool lovers, I've learned not to mess with a control freak like her.