Thoughtful Words of Warning!

- He that thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

- Avoid trouble, breathe through your nose - it keeps the mouth shut.

-Experience is a wonderful thing It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again, and again, and again, and again, and....

-Don't make love at the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbours aint.

(this is for Laura and any PS2 fans out there!)