The Truth Behind Old Ladies

I finally figured out the truth behind old ladies... thanks to my friend Samwise and his personal experience, the key had been found.
It's not that most Old ladies want to be grumpy or make people regret meeting them, it's that they've found out the easiest way to get things FREE in life. An old lady can complain her meal is bad, and get it free. She can blame another driver for her error and get off spot free. She can even claim Alzheimer's and be Free of her grandchildren. I knew old people were wise, but I never suspected they had found the key to working the system. I don't know if yall could get free stuff by being grumpy.... so, Don't push your luck! (at least while I'm around!)