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right up there with the freedom not to listen.

Wednesday, May 12, 2004

1,000 Things that Bug Me

1. Dried ketchup on the bottle rim
2. Pickle juice in my ear
3. Toast crumbs in the butter
4. Moldy Yogurt
5. Worms on the sidewalk
6. Small spiders with big eyes
7. Making a hand gesture for quotation marks
8. Tripping in front of really hott girls
9. Excessively negative and sarcastic people
10. Writing long lists of things that bug me

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