Cow Pies

Have you ever wondered why girls get offended if you call them a cow? Perhaps not, but I'm sure you've gotten slapped if you called a girl a cow. I don't understand why its a derogatory word. #1, cows are cool, they are essential to our fast-food diet & they make 90% of the milk we consume... Basically w/o cows we'd be skinny bones strung together by a thin shellac of skin.
#2, when I say the word "cowboy" what springs into mind?! Yeah, the ultimate "man"; muscular, skilled shot, and makes the ladies swoon. I see nothing bad in that.
Likewise, Cowgirls bring up images of the Californian ever-popular liberal-woman ideals... Now perhaps if you lived in say.. Kentucky or somewhere where people are more conservative the woman wouldn't like the term. Out here in the west, I think the women should embrace being called "cow-like". It's a noble term!