Do's & Don'ts of Dating

Installment Numero Uno,
Don'ts
#5- Don't Chew Bubble Gum While Kissing.
#4- Don't brag about the mono-speaker fuzzing out in your car.
#3- Don't try to walk up stairs holding hands.
#2- Don't Go to a spaghetti restaurant in nice clothes (unless they are red)
#1- Don't avoid answering a question you asked in the first place.
Or perhaps that should be "don't ask questions- silence is a virtue." (I think)
Oh yeah, one more... uhh..
#0- Don't wear matching clothes- do I hear the word "tacky"?.