Goldfish Rescue 101

How To save a drowning fish:
Step one- Remove from sink,bucket,aquarium or any container containing water.
Step two- Check for vital signs (if the fish is squirming it needs CPR)
Step three- apply scotch tape to hold drowing victim in place, procede with cpr * remember to use anti-pathogenic materials.
Step four- repeat step three until progress is made or medical professionals arrive.