How To Tell if A Girl likes You

Today is the first installment of "how to tell". Tomorrows will benefit the female population... So tune in.
*find you're stage in life and then look for the warning sign.
Age: Tip:
Youths between 5-10- You have coodies, they will stay away.
Jr High- They will punch, pinch, and cause Physical harm to show their love.
Highschool- They will "like" other guys but secretly like you (watch out for other backward logic).
College- They will kiss you one day, and ignore you the next.
Adulthood- They will let you know what they want, and you're a scumbag if you don't agree.
Seniors- They will buy you prune juice and bingo cards.
(hope this advice helped clear up any issues)