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Saturday, May 22, 2004

Invention #063

Do your pet goldfish ever get smelly? Do their scales lack luster? This is the invention for you.
The FISH WASH- The Fish Wash contains a fresh water source and an air purification system for your denizens of the deep and is sealed against accidental germ infiltration. Its transparent design permits viewing of the aquarium by the pet owner. The mechanics are simple, place your fish inside the assembly-like fishwash, and watch as the gentle current guides your fish through the rinse stage, the soap (and optional wax) stage, and finally to the warm-watered drying tank. A small bubble machine is also available to place in the waiting tank for fish family members.
This is going to be a hot seller, I highly recommend you buy stock into it now- I'm selling cheap!

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