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Monday, May 17, 2004

Invention #104

I have this great invention that'll make me rich!!!
here's the deal, people in love spend tons of money on their girlfriend or boyfriend... so I'm going to market my invention so they spend money on THEMSELVES! I'm not sure how it's going to work yet, but that's a small issue. Basically I'm going to invent some sort of canister that holds the scent of their lover for a year or more (I'm not sure how much money I want to make off of them...) So then whenever the lover got lonely they could open up their canister, take a deep breath and feel comforted. I think I'll title it "Fume A La Louve" for my European market and "Smell Shot" in the American black market. (why not market to the black market? That's where all the money is!)

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