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Sunday, May 30, 2004

Pick Up Window

Well, we all think that girls dont like pick up lines, but I've just spent the past few minutes writing down some that might change their mind... maybe.

1. There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....your name.

2. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

3. It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

4. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
(the backward reasoning works with most girls- trust me, they use it all the time, like the whole "no, but yes" thing... yeah, strange!)

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