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Monday, June 21, 2004

Dont Say That!

Things Lifeguards Shouldn't say during swim lessons:

#1. "Alright Bobby, good drowning- keep your tummy up... good job!"

#2. "Burr, this water is cold.... Ok kids! jump in!!!"

#3. "Ok, swim to me... keep coming- hold on- I dropped something!"

#4. "Hold your breath, we'll go down together!"

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