Envy In Pool Rules Part II

Ofcourse we have more than 5 rules, because we need to keep ourselves busy. If all the patrons knew all the rules and followed them we'd have nothing to do for hours on end.

#6- Listen to the Lifeguards: We have the power and we're not afraid to use our whistles.
#7- No Eating in the Pool: Because We're Hungry and we have to watch you, don't be cruel.
#8- No Swearing: Simply put because the word "Profanity" is too hard to yell.
#9- Shower Before Entering: The minimal amount of water dripped on your heads doesn't make a difference. But We'll assume you're sanitary.
#10- No Diving in the Shallow end: Ok, maybe we do have your safety in mind. Remember, your injury means our paper work.
#11- Wear Proper Attire: Swimsuits are for swimming, diving, and playing. Bikinis are for tanning and wading. Street clothes?- May I ask what provokes someone to swim in jeans and a blouse?!

So Next time you're at a pool- be nice to the Guards and FOLLOW EVERY RULE!