Freedom of speech is wonderful -
right up there with the freedom not to listen.

Wednesday, July 28, 2004

WolfWorks

Cheerio Lads and Lassies,
Well I'm back from one of the coolest trips ever... and it wasn't even as cold of weather as I thought, I pretty much wore shorts every day except for a few when I thought it might be chilly.
Scotland was definantly the coolest place to be, but england and ireland both rock as well. I tried to bring back pictures of guys and all.... but the camera never worked when I needed it too. I have a few phone numbers I could let you use, I'm sure some of the girls must have brothers. lol, I told them I wouldn't be calling because it's too expensive... but those brittish speak a different form of english- lol, WAAY to hard to understand!

Thursday, July 08, 2004

Strange Celebrities

Aiight folks, I'm heading "across the pond" to visit my relatives in Scotland, and do some touring around Great Britain. I'll be keeping my eye out for any hott or studly lookin' Irish and Scottish lads for those of your ladies who requested I waste my time on such things. I probably wont be posting until I get back which is on the 27th.... So if you get bored and stop checking the page, check back then!
Enjoy the day and the weeks to follow,
Peace out,
JDK

Friday, July 02, 2004

SPEEDO

First of all, I do not endorse the SPEEDO company or their products over that of any other swimwear.
Secondly, old men in speedos... yeah, yuck!
Thirdly, Speedos are not to be worn in public places or even outdoors unless immediately before or following a swimming event.
Fourthly, Speedos are the difference between swimming with a shirt on and with one off... thus the only reason I think they have a purpose at swimming events.
Fifthly, if you're playing waterpolo, you better wear two- because wearing a speedo is always better than not wearing any.
now, if you have a problem with speedos, please feel free to call my information hotline at 1-800-I-Donut-Kare.