SPEEDO

First of all, I do not endorse the SPEEDO company or their products over that of any other swimwear.
Secondly, old men in speedos... yeah, yuck!
Thirdly, Speedos are not to be worn in public places or even outdoors unless immediately before or following a swimming event.
Fourthly, Speedos are the difference between swimming with a shirt on and with one off... thus the only reason I think they have a purpose at swimming events.
Fifthly, if you're playing waterpolo, you better wear two- because wearing a speedo is always better than not wearing any.
now, if you have a problem with speedos, please feel free to call my information hotline at 1-800-I-Donut-Kare.