How To Sell Vacuum Cleaners

Ok, EVERYONE NEEDS a vacuum cleaner- even if you happen to be one of those tribal warriors from Kenya. Dirt needs cleaning every once in a while.
Step #1: Approach Victims Door and knock on the door with a quick 3 tap knuckle rasp.
Step #2: Begin by stating your name, the company you're pretending to work for, and then explain why the patient listener needs your product. (i.e. "You're house is filthy" or *cough cough* "looks like all the dust in the world has settled in your living room!" )
Step #3a: Brace for beatings or,
Step #3b: Prepare to assemble vacuum (have some pre-assembled so it looks easy, because it sure ain't as easy as it looks)
Step #4: vacuum their living room (if you're good you can vacuum in the pattern of your company's logo or your spouse's name).
Finally, ask if they'd like to buy the product and if they resist- call in your family of 8 from the junky station wagon parked around the corner... and MAKE them feel sorry for you.
And there you have it, now you can be a professional Vacuum salesperson!