RoomLog 026X

Entry 026X- The subject has a unique ability to listen to a consistent loop of musical mayhem. It appears to be his favorite song titled "Big Machine" by the Goo Goo Dolls. It is likely that his audial organs have declined to a state that loud sounds and the constant loud 5.1 speaker system no longer annoy his psyche. Today he slept for a total of 12.75 hours yet his manner remains groggy. He has begun pacing around the room in search of food and substinence, his only option is cold pizza and stolen bananas. Unwilling to eat his stored food, (perhaps he is saving it for the winter months or his upcoming hibernation) he has resorted to scrounging food from a local creature- the relationship seemed congenial, however the sean gave no tokens of reimbursement for his gathering, thus this may not be a mutual relationship.

Room Log 024L

Entry 024L- I have learned to communicate with my roommate. This has proven great strides in establishing a relationship and basis for understanding. Although much of his language consists of grunts and hisses it appears he appreciates my company and does not show signs of shyness or reluctance to be observed. It has been 5 weeks since he first came to occupy this room, little has changed. His collection of treasures and garmets remain in bundles and boxes, the settlement has an air of randomness to it's design. Through direct observation I have noticed that my co-inhabitant is a nocturnal mammal that employs a random sleep and active schedule obviously intended to limit the chances of a prey species learning his routines and schedules.
His regular habits and patterns still remain unkown to me.

RoomLog 022K- Wednesday

Entry 022k-During the past month I have infiltrated a rather Unknown population of creatures that migrate from various locations and the most diverse distances to a site with crude structures built of a hardened clay substance. These symbionts randomly divide themselves into pairs (oddly- they divide into gender groups as well). The male and female species occupy opposite ends of their communal structures but frequently traverse the narrow passages to converse with the other creatures. Through a rigorous selection process and a lot of bribery I was able to secure myself a small enclosure, which I currently cohabitate with one of these creatures. I will post about my findings within the next week.

Change Of Pace

Ok, I'm sure ya'll have been trying out the "how to's" but I keep getting requests to talk about or write about my roommate. Since this is taking place at an educational institution it is only fitting that one should report his/her findings in a scientific fashion. Thus, the Name of my roommate will remain confidential and never be listed on this report (Plus Sean hasn't given me consent to do this so following operational procedures I must leave his name exempt from my findings) For the purpose of this study I will refer to him as "subject" or "the sean".

How To Get Into The Movies

I don't know about you, but who can afford to pay near $10.00 just to see an audio file and motion picture projected to lifesize? I mean, just stop going to the movie theaters 500 times and you could easily pay for your own projector, popcorn machine and squeaky theater seats! who knows, you might even be able to charge your friends so you have the "authentic" interruptions and shadow puppets. Of course if you must pay to attend "Cinematix 2010L4" here's a few tips.
-Make friends with some Goths (they have long coats you can hide in)
-buy a cute pet hamster and sit outside the back door, when it's opened shoo the critter in and explain you must go in to get him because he only responds to your "unique southern twang" whistle.
- Wait until a parent is buying sodas and then trip into their half-sized kid and on the downfall snag the kid's ticket and leave the kid with your own outdated & ripped ticket.