How To Get Into The Movies

I don't know about you, but who can afford to pay near $10.00 just to see an audio file and motion picture projected to lifesize? I mean, just stop going to the movie theaters 500 times and you could easily pay for your own projector, popcorn machine and squeaky theater seats! who knows, you might even be able to charge your friends so you have the "authentic" interruptions and shadow puppets. Of course if you must pay to attend "Cinematix 2010L4" here's a few tips.
-Make friends with some Goths (they have long coats you can hide in)
-buy a cute pet hamster and sit outside the back door, when it's opened shoo the critter in and explain you must go in to get him because he only responds to your "unique southern twang" whistle.
- Wait until a parent is buying sodas and then trip into their half-sized kid and on the downfall snag the kid's ticket and leave the kid with your own outdated & ripped ticket.